Christmas Grown-Up's Disco

You’ve got to survive the supermarket queues, the kids' carol service, and Auntie Sandra's 12-foot inflatable Santa – this is YOUR night. We’re talking big tunes, bad dancing, and the kind of festive chaos that Santa Baby would definitely approve of.

So grab your glitter and let’s Step Into Christmas like we own the snow-covered street. Whether you're more Fairytale of New York or full-on All I Want for Christmas Is You drama queen, this is your night to shine.

Expect Jingle Bell Rock, Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree, and even Feliz Navidad if things get spicy. And if someone plays Last Christmas, try not to cry in the cloakroom – unless it's for dramatic effect (we support that).

There’ll be Sleigh Rides, Mistletoe and Wine, and that one mate who insists on yelling 'IT’S CHRIIIIIISTMAAAAS!!!' like Noddy Holder possessed.

So come on, you festive legends – Wrap Yourself Up,…